Dear Candy Land,
I purchased your world of sweet adventure six weeks ago in hopes of teaching our son some useful social & communication skills as well as reinforce his colors in his new language. At first I thought you were a waste of seven dollars, but in the last few weeks, you seem to have Boy O transfixed.
You have accomplished all that I had envisioned and more. I have played you over 300 times this week alone and am positive Boy O has his colors down flat, not to mention (to put it mildly) a healthy competitive spirit.
Oh Candy Land! Our luck can change in an instant and we live for the lollipop and ice cream card-once you make it to Princess Frostine, you are pretty much guaranteed a win. Although I appreciate all that you are teaching us-I'm so TIRED of your magical landscape. I hid you high in my closet yesterday morning, but you must have the ability to emit a high pitched sound only children under the age of five can hear in order to locate you. I tried playing you outside in hopes a gust of wind might carry your many cards to a far away place. I even purchased the game Perfection so we could move onto learning shapes but all my efforts at sabotaging your game have been useless.
Go easy on me this week-I'm sure I will see you after breakfast,