Sunday, July 11, 2010

An Open Letter


Dear Candy Land,

I purchased your world of sweet adventure six weeks ago in hopes of teaching our son some useful social & communication skills as well as reinforce his colors in his new language.  At first I thought you were a waste of seven dollars, but in the last few weeks, you seem to have Boy O transfixed.

You have accomplished all that I had envisioned and more.  I have played you over 300 times this week alone and am positive Boy O has his colors down flat, not to mention (to put it mildly) a healthy competitive spirit.

Oh Candy Land!  Our luck can change in an instant and we live for the lollipop and ice cream card-once you make it to Princess Frostine, you are pretty much guaranteed a win.  Although I appreciate all that you are teaching us-I'm so TIRED of your magical landscape.  I hid you high in my closet yesterday morning, but you must have the ability to emit a high pitched sound only children under the age of five can hear in order to locate you.  I tried playing you outside in hopes a gust of wind might carry your many cards to a far away place.  I even purchased the game Perfection so we could move onto learning shapes but all my efforts at sabotaging your game have been useless.

Go easy on me this week-I'm sure I will see you after breakfast,

Mommy O

6 comments:

  1. This is Jackie Johnson, Morgan Hanna's mom. I knew your babes in ET. It is so good to see them healthy and happy and where they belong! Even though I am usually a stealthy visitor, you can bet that I will be following their lives via your blog for as long as allowed. I send my love and best wishes to you and your family.

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  2. Too funny! Maybe I should play it with my boys...then again, maybe not. ;0)

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  3. You have no idea how much that game has done in my family. I think its one of the most popular games for little ones. Never have seen it described this way though either! Go mama O!

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  4. hate. that. game. someone always ends up crying. we use "uno" (card game) for colors and numbers -- try it! much more enjoyable for adults than the other brightly colored, make me dizzy, and on the verge of vomiting land of candy. i think i'll keep this post!

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  5. Go buy the game BLINK, you'll have so much fun! I promise the kids will like it, I mean love it!

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  6. I've read this post so many times. It is hilarious. But it's time to write a new one lady... I'm jonesin'

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